Humour Quote by Alan Bradley

“How dare you, I repeat, in disregard of all decency, call me a goose?”

— Nikolai Gogol

“I'm scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them…

— Leah Rae Miller

“...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.”

— Washington Irving

“Don't be a goose!”

— Margaret Mitchell

“When the geese have cackled they will be still again. First they cackle and then they stop.”

— Anton Chekhov

“--but be you a tulip or a turnip, we are all of us accountable to someone in the end, even if it's just our…

— Jessie Burton, The Miniaturist

“Every man thinks his own geese swans.”

— Charles Dickens

“Your mother mentioned she had a little girl. These are for you, sweetheart. Just a little something, heh heh." He handed me a wrinkled…

— Wally Lamb

“Among flippant people the Joke is always assumed to have been made. No one actually makes it; but every serious subject is discussed in…

— C.S. Lewis

“You shall be my pet, and my poppet, and my dearest little duck all the days of your life.”

— Anthony Trollope

“Mom is talking to Jack. "I hear you're interested in zoo animals." I snort. There's a sentence you don't hear too often. I fake…

— Erynn Mangum

“My mother is a certainty. I can count on the watercolour pain in her voice when she calls to say she hasn't heard from…

— Trevor Cole