Humour Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a Light Saber. . .” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.… — Alec Guinness Copy Share Image
I've been waiting nearly twenty years to have my own light saber. Nothing's cooler than being a Jedi Knight. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“As I pass Logan’s room, I catch a glorious purple glow. My curiosity gets the best of me. I walk in and flick on… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
Next to my bed I have a custom lightsaber. A custom hilt with an orange blade up on the wall. — Brook Lopez Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a package says Easy open & you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun & a lightsaber trying to open it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
I said to George Lucas, "I'd like a purple lightsaber." And he said, "Why?" and I said, "I just want to be able to… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
There are a lot of little kids, amazingly enough, that see me. Their parents go, 'That's Mace Windu.' They go, 'Oh, right. Well, you… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
However, a Jedi who only fights in self defense and draws his lightsaber only to defend the innocent or to strike down his foe… — Samuel Witwer Copy Share Image
If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily. — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
