Humour Quote by Steph Download Open image ““If there was life without pie, then life would be a lie.”” — Steph ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Life
“Just for the sake of a piece of pie, Some will speak unkind things about others and tell many lies” — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
“It could be argued that there is an element of entertainment in every pie, as every pie is inherently a surprise by virtue of… — Janet Clarkson Copy Share Image
“If you're going to think and be depressed, you might as well do it with pie, right?” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“In his bachelor's heart of hearts, he loved pie with an intensity that alarmed him. Yet, when he was offered seconds, he usually refused.… — Jan Karon Copy Share Image
A lot of teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be something different but there dressing exactly alike. — Steph Copy Share Image
*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds? — Steph Copy Share Image
You ever had sex while listening to drake? I ended up putting her clothes back on and helped her get back with her ex. — Steph Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
