“There’s always an opportunity to fish for something – even if it’s just for laughs or ideas.” — Fennel Hudson Copy Share Image
In his own lifetime Jesus made no impact on history. This is something that I cannot but regard as a special dispensation… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone spent his declining years trying to guess the answer to the Irish Question; unfortunately, whenever he… — W. C. Sellar Copy Share Image
“What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.” “I suspect I am a hooligan.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Just then Trafton walked up to the four of us. "I can see this is a little gang on campus" said Trafton… — by Maddy Edwards Copy Share Image
“This shows you that even mistakes are sometimes valuable, so do not be hard on grown-up people if they are wrong sometimes.” — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
“Please Note: Although it is true that some have been captured; we would like to assure you that no thoughts, or images,… — Clive Blake Copy Share Image
“Fine. You stay here. I shall return when I’ve found food. But when you all faint from hunger later don’t think you… — C.J. Daugherty Copy Share Image
If one would cancel all traffic rules and switch off all traffic lights, watching city traffic on TV would be also awfully… — Oleg Romanishin Copy Share Image
“Very sweetly, he always told her he loved her just the way she was. Although, honestly he had no idea. She shuddered… — Carmen Reid Copy Share Image
The Awkward Moment When The Teacher Cracks A Joke In The Class And Nobody Laughs... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“You shouldn't pay attention to things that don't grab your attention. If you do, you're being a pretentious douchebag.” — Paul Jarvis Copy Share Image
“Do you know what she did today?" He leaned confidentially across the table, pointing at the dishes in the sink. "She went… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“I could get in there with a total stranger and do the thirty-six questions and next thing you know I'm hopelessly smitten… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist but I suspect that Jordana's… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B” — Abraham Ford (TWD TV Copy Share Image
I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Some designers retain a sense of humour about what they do, but others are deathly serious and have no life outside of… — Helena Christensen Copy Share Image
If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a… — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
“Then she laughed for real, and put her hands around my neck. 'I am never, ever going to make things easy for… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I don't mean to mock the gods, but Freyja seems to me a bitch. - Hjalti Skjeggjason” — Robert Ferguson Copy Share Image
