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“Looking towards joy is the most important of rewiring the stress response” — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“You are, I think, a little bit contemptuous of the way I prosecute my inquiries," he said with a twinkle.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“He was under the mistaken impression that I didn't have enough tact. The truth was, I had no tact.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour. — Christopher Plummer Copy Share Image
“Just because you don’t like peanut butter doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t like . . . peanuts.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Humour ended up being a really useful skill when it came time to be an international television celebrity. — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
“they were very scary times [1982], Midge Ure dancing with tears in his eyes. That German girl with the hairy arm pits… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We'd taken up our positions on the benches between the school hall and a newly-installed outdoor basketball court. Being hip-hoppers, we were… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image
I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
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“Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“If a man was around when Aunt Kathy came by, she would berate him and throw him out. I even saw her… — Harold Phifer Copy Share Image
“I have been seeing dragons again. Last night, hunched on a beaver dam, one held a body like a badly held cocktail;… — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
“Now you here and dealing not with him, who is dead, but with me, who is sitting here.” “But,” he said in… — David Adams Richards Copy Share Image
“Simon: You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again, often. So I want you… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
“Weather is a purely personal matter. There is no such thing as a climate that is cold or hot, good or bad,… — Álvaro Mutis Copy Share Image
“That red spot!” she says with alarm. “That’s a freckle!” “It wasn’t there before...” she says as she inspects her entire arm.… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B” — Abraham Ford (TWD TV Copy Share Image
“Polly Hall was thirteen but wore enough makeup to rival a 40-year-old whore.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
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If you put your finger in your ear, and scratch it, it sounds just like pac man :) — Ricardo Alexandre Copy Share Image
Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
“Do you remember—” “Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.” — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
“Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together." "I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added.” — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Travel broadens the mind. Travel shrinks the wallet. Travel shrivels the testicles.” — Zanesh Catkin Copy Share Image
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