“Do you always play this hard to get?" "I wish I could afford to play hard to get. You women have wised… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
“Author? Author? Did you write these legs?' 'Yes." 'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Hey,” Shayne said through the door. “You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Dear Bird, What the hell are you Always so happy about at four In The Morning... ? Sincerely, Shut Up, Am trying… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Oh my heavens!" said Julian's disembodied voice. "I seem to have pulled my big meaty hamstring! However will I deliver this basket… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
The reason I do what I do is that I find that Asian community gives me an endless source of humour. When… — Gurinder Chadha Copy Share Image
“Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
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“Polly Hall was thirteen but wore enough makeup to rival a 40-year-old whore.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Sorry, no. I refuse to join an army which practices human sacrifice and has no adequate pension plan.” — Toby Frost Copy Share Image
“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“(Even the teachers noticed. Mr. Diaz walked past my locker when Finn was there and said, "For the love of all that… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!' 'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
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“Maybe am too much on men, but sincerely, today’s man has literally grown indolent in love. He fast falls asleep even before… — F Otieno Copy Share Image
“Darling, whose book is this to be?" "Ostensibly yours, my sweet" "I see -- rather like my life since I met you?"… — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
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