I have quite a dry sense of humour. It comes out when I'm feeling nervous. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
Paltrow is a lovely, watchable actress. She has a likeable sense of humour in interviews. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you really look at me, eight out of ten films I have done is comedy. Humour is the safest bet. — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
It Doesn't Matter How Hard Or Bad Ass You Are... When A Toddler Hands You Their Ringing Toy Cell Phone, You'll Still… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Might as well toss this, Chickie, it's ruined. What was it like, getting shot?" "What kind of a dumb ass question is… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Mac had many admirable qualities, but not tact. He was the sort of man who would have tried to cheer Napoleon up… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Miss Runcible wore trousers and Miles touched up his eye-lashes in the dining-room of the hotel where they stopped for luncheon. So… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“So you're a fellow mercenary, then." "Does this mean you'll afford me some professional courtesy?" "Don't ask for that. All it means… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
The English reputation for humour is a way by which people avoid revealing themselves and have superficial relationships, so that you can… — Theodore Zeldin Copy Share Image
“The French expression 'cul-de-sac' describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Keep a line of retreat,’ Warwick ordered. To his disgust, his voice trembled and he cleared his throat loudly before going on… — Conn Iggulden Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether Asimov realized he was saying this as well, but as an old historical materialist, if only as an… — Samuel R. Delaney Copy Share Image
“He laughs. "No! Aguaje is for girls. If a man eats to much of it, he starts to look like a woman."… — Jessica Khoury Copy Share Image
“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“.« Nik has obviously spoken to Nat about my candy preferences. Written in raspberry bullets is ‘I’m sorry’. Written in green apple jellybeans… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“The Duchess looked at Chloe with a look that said, You had the chance to tell him, but you chose to carry… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Thorn grunted and the metal control fell from his spasming fingers. It bounced across the dusty concrete and I stomped down as… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“It made Craze smile, despite wishing most of his body parts would find new homes and leave him in peace.” — M. Pax Copy Share Image
“Buying loyalty can be as effective as fear when one’s rival is poorer than oneself.” — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“The windchill factor above Camp IV could only be found on a chart for Mars.” — Kenneth Kamler Copy Share Image
“Danger" Attitude subject to change without notice_T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x.” — Themba Alex Khumalo Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
