“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is…" — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there. — Piers Anthony Copy Share Image
“Anything else, Your Majesty?" "I didn't say my prayers." "I'll say them for you. Our father who art in et cetera, bless… — Maggie Osborne Copy Share Image
Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his presence overwhelming the space. She could swear… — Angela Quarles Copy Share Image
The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave… — John Glenn Copy Share Image
“Now, tomorrow Miss Laurie McCrae and me, we have an appointment with a sky pilot who will make it proper for us… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
['Dad's Army' show]was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
“My sub doesn't pay for me,” he says, pulling me to my feet. “That just doesn't happen.” “But we ordered so much,”… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Sex in the nineties is boring. The problem is that it has gone from an active act to a spectator sport. We… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Darcy rolled the quill between his fingers and looked with benign pity upon his cousin. “You should, you know. It’s a wonderful… — Karen V. Wasylowski Copy Share Image
“Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren't still ablaze in the flames that… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Hello there," Inigo hollered when he could wait no more. The man in black glanced up and grunted. "I've been watching you."… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
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