Humorous Quote by Heather Fleener Download Open image ““The early worm catches the fishies and all, you know.”” — Heather Fleener ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“If you are going to open a can of worms, you better be prepared to go fishing!” — Mary Walters Copy Share Image
“The earliest bird gets the worm only if the worm is stupid enough to show up.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd saw; I once knew a man who… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The early bird catches the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.” — Ashwin Sanghi Copy Share Image
“It's true that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” — Steve Berry Copy Share Image
“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“... an expert fisherman knows exactly what flies to offer to what fish.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!" "Cut it out! You do not to play the I'm-so-dark-and twisty-I deserve-to-be-punished card.” — Heather Fleener Copy Share Image
“Did you once own ruby slippers, and did a house fall on your head? You're a daft little munchkin.” — Heather Fleener Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird sigh when you sat down on it. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but it is weird to think about all the ass time this seat had seen before we moved in. This is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle,… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog… — Mike Harding Copy Share
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
