Humorous Quote by Heather Fleener

“No ruby slippers here, just a lot of supernatural jackassess.”

— Heather Fleener

“We'd pluck the spiky chestnuts, leaving their green outer shells intact, and throw them at the neighbor boys. I always took particular care in…

— Brodi Ashton

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I opened the door and stepped down onto something squishy. It was moss, velvety smooth, creating uneven hills of emerald green across the floor…

— Margot Berwin

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled grass clippings all over my feet and said, “Excuse…

— Jarod Kintz

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just going to skulk for a bit, when out…

— Jarod Kintz

“The Produce Gem grins from half-way down the chip aisle. “And I thought the cucumber choosing was detailed.” Cash. He was watching. He saw…

— Pella Grace

“I tried to lighten the mood, and pointed at the house shoes - the last things I'd have expected to see Catcher Bell wearing.…

— Chloe Neill

“I pulled a packet of Cold Flake from my pocket. “Cliff, you’re a marvel. Will you have a cigarette?” “It ’ud be like givin’…

— James Herriot

“When I am upstairs in my little garret I have only to remember and imagine the rustle of your dress, and I am ready…

— Dostoyevsky

“Thank you," Becky whispered... "I wouldn't have survived that stool. It would have been 'Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.'" With rings on your…

— Shannon Hale

“His toes groped out awkwardly as if they were odds and ends hastily collected from some discount charnel house. As a child, they'd curled…

— Scott M. Morris