Absurd Quote by Mark Twain

“The early worm gets eaten by the early bird.”

— Anonymous

“The earliest bird gets the worm only if the worm is stupid enough to show up.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“The early bird gets the worm, and the early fox gets the bird.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“The early worm catches the fishies and all, you know.”

— Heather Fleener

“People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work online in the middle of the night—to catch all…

— Jarod Kintz

“EARLY BIRD Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you’re a bird, be…

— Shel Silverstein

“The early bird gets the first worm, but the wisest bird gets the fattest one.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“In nature, the bird who gets up earliest catches the most worms, but in book collecting the prizes fall to birds who know worms…

— Michael Sadleir

The early bird catches the worm.

— William Camden

“I'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.”

— Steve Carell

The early bird gets the worm

— Anonymous

“The early bird catches the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.”

— Ashwin Sanghi