“Try picking on someone who can handle you, you worthless little limp dick of a shit." In retrospect I could have picked… — K.H. Koehler Copy Share Image
Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should… — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
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In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit,… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true.” — Bob Gilluly Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We admire Chaucer for his sturdy English wit.... But though it is full of good sense and humanity, it is not transcendent… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“That scientifically savvy philosopher Daniel Dennett pointed out that evolution counters one of the oldest ideas we have: 'the idea that it… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
“My sub doesn't pay for me,” he says, pulling me to my feet. “That just doesn't happen.” “But we ordered so much,”… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
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“Tom leaned in and spoke in a low, confidential voice, "Sir. You have a little something..." He lifted his forefinger surreptitiously to… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him. You have given a… — R. A. Lafferty Copy Share Image
“Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the not a stranger category.” — Jessica Scott Copy Share Image
“Kissing Red must've killed off some of your brain cells," Ryder decided. "You can tell a woman what to do---if you play… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia… — Azita Ghanizada Copy Share Image
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
I believe if I make God angry one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
