Funny Quote by Paul Lynde Download Open image “I wish I had the nerve not to tip.” — Paul Lynde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Life Nerves Wish Witty
You don't have to tip anybody, anywhere, anything. You do so only because you want to, in appreciation for service well-rendered. — Michael Frome Copy Share Image
When people tip you, a lot put themselves under pressure but I use it as an advantage. — Judd Trump Copy Share Image
“In the end, Tipping Points are a reaffirmation of the potential for change and the power of intelligent action. Look at the world around… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
Always tip a drag queen. If they're good, they deserve it. And if they're bad, at least they'll go away after that buck. — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
Get too hot when you touch the tip, I'm feelin it, I gotta getta grip and it's drivin me crazy baby don't you quit. — P!nk Copy Share Image
I blame myself more so because I hung a curve. If you want to point a finger, point it at me. — David Wells Copy Share Image
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table,… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
