Equal opportunity Quote by John Scalzi

“He can play the gentleman all he wants. I know he's still an asshole at heart.”

— Ember Casey

“Just call me an equal opportunity ass-kicker.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“Being a good man has nothing to do with how many touchdowns you score. But maybe, rather, how you play the game.”

— Susan May Warren

“Yep, I’m making a fool of myself. Again. Right in front of Nash. Is there no end to my embarrassment with this guy?”

— M. Leighton

“I shook my head at him. “Unbelievable. You have no claim here,” I said, gesturing to myself. “You have no right to be upset…

— Monica Alexander

“You are a pawn and a tool,” he said. “But you’re the right one for the job. For that, I am sorry.”

— Jamie Wyman

“ 'If he wasn't such an ass I wouldn't have to be such a dick. It's a give and take thing.' ”

— Lynn Kelling

“No. Okay. Here goes,” Liddell said. “A guy leaves his divorce attorney’s office and storms down the street to a bar. He sits down,…

— Rick Reed

“... you know what was really messing me up when I got down there to Pittsburgh? Was how young he seemed. He kept asking…

— Wally Lamb

“I'm an equal opportunity fantasizer.”

— Denise Grover Swank

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile