Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Innerst inne vill folk ha mulattbarn. Alla samma utblandade fadda plusminusnoll-människa.” — Sami Said Copy Share Image
“Maybe there is some Abnegation in everyone. Well in everyone but Peter."-Tris Prior” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year. — Steven Rubenstein Copy Share Image
There is almost no topic that can't benefit from being talked about in a humorous way. — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods. — George Burns Copy Share Image
In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which… — Hans Kramers Copy Share Image
“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
It is commonly believed that anyone who tabulates numbers is a statistician. This is like believing that anyone who owns a scalpel… — Robert Hooke Copy Share Image
I'm really interested in the link between creativity and humor because humor is a type of creativity, and I do think that… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie. "Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and… — Sophie Monroe Copy Share Image
I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted… — Bill Mauldin Copy Share Image
“She was a most wonderful woman for prowling about the house. How she got from story to story was a mystery beyond… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Sherlock: They came out of EROC with $33 million dollars in small bills. They loaded their haul into an ambulance, American-made, in… — Elementary Copy Share Image
“The eccentric passion of Shankly was underlined for me by my England team-mate Roger Hunt's version of the classic tale of the… — Bobby Charlton Copy Share Image
The poor Americans are so busy defending the rights of Hindus in Pakistan, Moslems in India, Jews in Palestine, Koreans in Japan,… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Abstract reason, formerly the servant of practical human reasons, has everywhere become its master, and denies poetry any excuse for existence. Though… — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
“Listen. Just because we got a mutual hankering, doesn't mean we have to act on it. Aside from the hankering, there isn't… — Maggie Osborne Copy Share Image
