Humorous Quote by Emma Clifton Download Open image ““Rosalind exploded with a shriek worthy of a tea-kettle.”” — Emma Clifton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“Maurice,” she croaked one last time, as loudly as she could. His eyes widened. “Rosalind?” he murmured. Then his face went red in a… — Liz Braswell Copy Share Image
“But the roaring of the fire, And the warmth of fur, And the boiling of the kettle Were beautiful to her!” — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
“Huh" Wayne said thoughtfully "Tea's poisoned." With that, he toppled to the ground.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Rosalind: “So you don't want me either?” Rosalind flung up her hands. “Good! Because I am tiered of dealing with men. I really don't… — Kate Pearce Copy Share Image
“It was like a scene straight out of Beauty and the Beast. I kept waiting for a teapot to start singing.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Rosalind: “Elias told me that you met with your uncle this morning. Whatever did he say to put you in such a bad temper?”… — Kate Pearce Copy Share Image
“nothing helped tea. It simply was what it was, which was boiling hot and flavorless.” — Shana Abe Copy Share Image
“Rhysand summoned a mug of hot tea from nowhere and handed it to me. “Drink it.” — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Even as she was about to read the mysterious, tortured hero's declaration of undying passion to the piquant young heroine, Rosalind found herself obliged… — Emma Clifton Copy Share Image
“She would die faking her death. All she could think about was how much Marius would laugh at her funeral.” — Emma Clifton Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird sigh when you sat down on it. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but it is weird to think about all the ass time this seat had seen before we moved in. This is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle,… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog… — Mike Harding Copy Share
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
