Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something quite different about you, from the last time we were together,… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
“5. Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still really young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle,… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“... Kenny G is extremely talented and resourceful and a powerful force to be reckoned with ... Mr. G might not seem… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“I'm hoping you end up happily married to the man of your dreams and have a hoard of beautiful kids that'll keep… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had… — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
“Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?… — Samuel Grant Oliphant Copy Share Image
“Cross.” His head popped up a few shelves over. “What?” “Check out the magic crap.” He shot me a look. “Oh, is… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“He told us that it had been a fine day to-day, and we told him that it had been a fine day… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I saw a great Newfoundland dog the other day sitting in front of a mirror at the entrance to a shop in… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Admiral Spartan thinks that the object must be exposed and penetrated with all possible speed.” — Lincoln Child Copy Share Image
