Humorous Quote by R.L. Mathewson Download Open image ““You spit in this?" "Yup." Chris shrugged. "As long as you're honest.”” — R.L. Mathewson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
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“How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!” — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered” — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
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“Wait, you don’t have a license. You can’t drive.” He turned the car on and threw it into drive. “Hmmm, look at that, it… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
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“...she was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.” — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
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