Chris Quote by R.L. Mathewson

“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!”

— Elizabeth Vaughan

“If you walk out on him, I will beat you so hard your great-grandchildren will feel it.”

— Angel Martinez

“Oh cripes, I can hardly walk! I think the circulation‟s getting cut off in my legs.” Shawn's mouth dropped open slightly and he furrowed…

— Jeff Erno

“Isn't that just like a man. 450-fucking-years-old and he's still thinking with his balls!”

— Tanya Huff

“You told me your mother wants grandchildren.” “My mother wants George Clooney to move to the farm too but that ain’t ever going to…

— Amy Andrews

“My father had been my Moses, bringing me to life. Then my grandfather became my Joshua, carrying me through my childhood and teen years…

— Wes Moore

“I suggest you take the kids out for a Happy Meal. I toss my left shoe. It falls down several steps before landing. “Daddy…

— Kristy Marie

“Hi, Daddy.” “Baby . . . did you find some trouble today?” “It wasn’t my fault, Daddy.” “It never is.” “Jay was bleeding. He…

— Jamie McGuire

“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’ sermon.”

— Christopher Moore

“Daddy let go with his right hand and drove his fist into Josh’s belly. Air blasted out of his lungs with a whoosh as…

— Charlotte Abel

“he decides that bringing up children is the woman’s job, his children are in trouble. Either”

— John E. Sarno

“Like I said, "You don't get to pick your name or your parents." Joshua Wood is what he is. I couldn't change him or…

— Roland Smith