Humorous Quote by Owen Laukkanen

“pay him back, we really would have to do something”

— B.J. Novak

“You're going to get us killed." "Well, since you got us kidnapped in the first place, I think it's only fair.”

— Samantha Young

“As you have likely guessed, I have been kidnapped again—but at least my abductors do not want gold this time. It’s somewhat flattering that…

— Meljean Brook

“Then I’m afraid I can’t give you the money now,’ Sophia said. ‘Oh really? And why’s that?’ Jay said. ‘So you can kill us…

— Nathan M. Farrugia

“You can quicker get back a million dollars that was stolen than a word that you gave away.”

— Arthur Miller

“Who should be King save him who makes us free?”

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

“What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country." -- Willie "Drafted”

— Rich Allan

“They should let my son be Federal Reserve chairman. At least he'll play with his toys and not ruin the economy.”

— Peter D. Schiff

“hostages to fortune.”

— Donna Leon

“He said to people: you’re free. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him a tyrant…

— Terry Pratchett

“Has to pay for his company. If you take my meaning.”

— Amy Timberlake

“It was just a few million bucks to take us out of our misery, to pay off our loans.”

— Jessica Livingston