“Bunny plucked the lit cigarette from Dylan’s lips and slipped it between her own. “Always offer a lady a cigarette after sex.… — Ana B. Good Copy Share Image
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to let her do this, are you?” Bones snorted. “Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The British are proud of their ability to create a muddle and then muddle through all difficulties. I must shake the British… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“How's the blood-stream, my dear, invaluable little woman? How's the blood-stream?"... "It's quite comfortable, sir...I think, sir, thank you."... "Aha!"..."a comfortable stream,… — Mervyn Peake Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
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“Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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“I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It’s like a special competition in losing.” — Miroslav Holub Copy Share Image
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“What's the point of using words nobody knows or can say comfortably?” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. — Prince Khetran 03366052991 Copy Share Image
Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
