Humorous Quote by Geoffrey Chaucer Download Open image ““Then the Miller fell off his horse.”” — Geoffrey Chaucer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“Miller pushed her down at his feet and pulled out his small handgun. He checked the clip and then the safety and held it… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
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“He was thrown from his horse, and Englishman never falls off. ( roughly)” — R.F. Delderfield Copy Share Image
“Miller had gone off on some affairs of his own, as he always did when the routine at Bryant’s was interrupted, for he was… — Stella Gibbons Copy Share Image
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“When one falls off a horse, one should climb back in the saddle immediately. - Ambrose Horne” — Chrissie Bentley Copy Share
Drunkenness is the very sepulcher Of man's wit and his discretion. — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean. — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
The handsome gifts that fate and nature lend us Most often are the very ones that end us. — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
A whetstone is no carving instrument, And yet it maketh sharp the carving tool; And if you see my efforts wrongly spent, Eschew that… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
“In general, my liege lady,’ he began, ‘Women desire to have dominion Over their husbands, and their lovers too; They want to have mastery… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
Venus me yaf my lust, my like rousnesse, And Mars yaf me my sturdy hardinesse. — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
“For sondry scoles maken sotile clerkis; Womman of manye scoles half a clerk is.” — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
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There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
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“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
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