The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
It's been part of my signature to incorporate my humor with my dance, or even just how I'm feeling. If I'm feeling… — Stephen Boss Copy Share Image
“Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you." "I'm not fondling you. I'm looking… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I walked back by way of the sea-lions' enclosure to refresh my eyes with the King Penguin's perfect ecclesiastical tailoring. He was… — Edward Verrall Lucas Copy Share Image
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
“John and I have made this stuff our hobby, in the way that an especially attractive prisoner makes a hobby out of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“You’re thinking she doesn’t see your outfit, or the color of your shoes. What she does see is You! I think you… — Linda Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Sophie raised her head. Light filtering through the trees dappled her face. “Hawk.” Charlotte looked up as well. A bird of prey… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. — Reinhard Bonnke Copy Share Image
“It's a hat," said Jess. Manx stretched. "Yes." "A hat with - just to be clear - a lizard on it. A… — Foz Meadows Copy Share Image
Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The eccentric passion of Shankly was underlined for me by my England team-mate Roger Hunt's version of the classic tale of the… — Bobby Charlton Copy Share Image
The best song lyrics seem to me so artful, so brilliant, so warm and humorous, with both passion and wit, that my… — David Lehman Copy Share Image
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily… — Mae West Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
