Humorous Quote by Robert Fulghum

“Raccoons are beyond fear, and they are assholes.”

— John Hodgman

“I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But only to another room.”

— Rod McKuen

“Oh, for fuck's sake; sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon!”

— Tanya Huff

“waking up to a band of raccoons partying in her cabin. They’d torn through the screen door and made off with a box of…

— Marina Adair

“I watch a small tree squirrel, basking in the early morning sun, in my garden, and smile. No longer do I feel the urge…

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

“Who knew raccoons were so aggressive?”

— Grace Hitchcock

“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out, but you…

— Jenny Lawson

I love raccoons. I had a raccoon figurine collection as a kid, and I now have two movies with 'Ranger Rick' jokes in them.…

— James Gunn

“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick…

— David Sedaris

“I know that we are surrounded by so much blossoming horror in the world that three puppies wandering off isn't very much, but I…

— Richard Brautigan

“Watching large mammals living their ordinary life in the jungle is extraordinary”

— Antonio Rossano Mendes Pontes

“...next to people who raise monkeys as their children, nothing is creepier to me than being 100 percent happy all the time.”

— Jeffery Self