CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA! — Jeff Smith Control Copy Share Image
I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit. — Jeff Smith Approach Copy Share Image
Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map! — Jeff Smith Bigger Copy Share Image
The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture. — Jeff Smith Art Copy Share Image
I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery. — Jeff Smith Ifs Copy Share Image
Walt Kelly was much more interested in allegory and politics, and I'm much more interested in metaphors and myth. — Jeff Smith Allegory Copy Share Image
I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle. — Jeff Smith Chinese Copy Share Image
As I got into the animation, as I learned more about the business, I learned that you need a lot of people… — Jeff Smith Animated Copy Share Image
I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a… — Jeff Smith Art Copy Share Image
Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are.… — Jeff Smith Certain Copy Share Image
Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of… — Jeff Smith Art Copy Share Image
Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the… — Jeff Smith Fitness Copy Share Image
Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget… — Jeff Smith Cooking Copy Share Image
“Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!' 'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want… — Jeff Smith Food Copy Share Image
I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons,… — Jeff Smith Book Copy Share Image
“Fone Bone: HOLD IT! Thorn thinks Gran'ma Ben can help us get back to Boneville! Phoney Bone: IT'S NOT WORTH IT! LET… — Jeff Smith Humor Copy Share Image
I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish… — Jeff Smith Comrade Copy Share Image
I love this book! Cathy Malkasian's Percy Gloom swirls with echoes of cartoon landscapes from the past and present. You can almost… — Jeff Smith Book Copy Share Image
“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with… — Jeff Smith Greed Copy Share Image
Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish.… — Jeff Smith Chef Copy Share Image
“If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!' 'OH, REALLY?! Does that include baking him in… — Jeff Smith Humour Copy Share Image
“Here you go, fellas. Piping hot...right out of the oven!' 'Is--Is that what I think it is?' 'It's your favourite! Custard pie… — Jeff Smith Education Copy Share Image
“I'm hungry.' 'Me too.' 'Will you get us something to eat?' 'I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a… — Jeff Smith Eggs Copy Share Image
All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't — Jeff Smith Cartoon Copy Share Image
The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be… — Jeff Smith Body Copy Share Image
Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life… — Jeff Smith Class Copy Share Image
Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You… — Jeff Smith Dishes Copy Share Image
The 20-G Centrifuge is our largest facility certified for use by humans. Its capabilities make it a unique NASA resource and a… — Jeff Smith Activity Copy Share Image
I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but… — Jeff Smith Adults Copy Share Image
Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's… — Jeff Smith Bones Copy Share Image
How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand. — Jeff Smith Color Copy Share Image
I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously. — Jeff Smith Art Copy Share Image
The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it?… — Jeff Smith Beats Copy Share Image
[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons. — Jeff Smith Crime Copy Share Image
Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy. — Jeff Smith Celebrated Copy Share Image
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