I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a… — Jeff Smith Art Copy Share Image
Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget… — Jeff Smith Cooking Copy Share Image
The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be… — Jeff Smith Body Copy Share Image
Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish.… — Jeff Smith Chef Copy Share Image
Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are.… — Jeff Smith Certain Copy Share Image
I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle. — Jeff Smith Chinese Copy Share Image
Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's… — Jeff Smith Bones Copy Share Image
“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with… — Jeff Smith Greed Copy Share Image
Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy. — Jeff Smith Cooking Copy Share Image
I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously. — Jeff Smith Art Copy Share Image
How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand. — Jeff Smith Color Copy Share Image
The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it?… — Jeff Smith Beats Copy Share Image
[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons. — Jeff Smith Crime Copy Share Image
Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten… — Jeff Smith Chinese Copy Share Image