Food Quote by Jeff Smith

“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with the QUICHE?!…

— Jeff Smith

“Here you go, fellas. Piping hot...right out of the oven!' 'Is--Is that what I think it is?' 'It's your favourite! Custard pie with cheese…

— Jeff Smith

“If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!' 'OH, REALLY?! Does that include baking him in a quiche?!'…

— Jeff Smith

“What did you eat today? No lying.” “Something ingenious I discovered at QuikTrip: It’s a sausage wrapped in a pancake, then cooked to perfection…

— Rainbow Rowell

“You have no spirit of culinary adventure. You need to be more like that snarky guy on the Travel Channel. He goes all over…

— Janet Evanovich

IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe…

— Kenneth Oppel

“I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.” “How come?” “Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of…

— P.J. Bracegirdle

“How about Papas Locas? Crazy potatoes?” he asked. The vendor was roasting large potatoes in foil, mashing them with butter and fresh cheese, and…

— Leylah Attar

“How would this do you, Bingo?" I said at length. "A few plovers' eggs to weigh in with, a cup of soup, a touch…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Your stew, so long deferred, stands finally extra causas. Greet it as your fellow creature. It is as deliciously unnecessary as you are.”

— Robert Farrar Capon

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.

— Rick Riordan

You know, I get teased for eating quiche when I get around my Wu-Tang brothers. 'You eat quiche?!' Quiche is good, man!

— Inspectah Deck