Humorous Quote by Neal Stephenson

“When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.”

— Neal Stephenson

“They supplied me the piece and they had one guy right there to take it from me after the thing and get in one…

— Charles Brandt

Full emergency power to the engines. Ram the Blade ship.

— Anonymous

“The Hummer hovered there a second, and then flipped over the second vehicle. Through the air it tipped over and over--something was flung from…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill…

— Conor Oberst

“I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse through the drive-thru would give every cop in the doughnut shop a heart attack,…

— Rick Riordan

“Do you guys ever feel like you're locked inside a car that's moving really fast? "What kinda car?" Chris asks. Like a fucking red…

— Jason Myers

See it ain't just a car, it ain't just a whip It's a time machine, it's a spaceship, it's precious. You gotta take your…

— Big Krit

For a lot of explosions and stuff like that [in Transformers] you're harnessed to something getting swung in the air or dragged onto something…

— Mark Wahlberg

Had to pop the trunk, pull out the chopper like it's magic. 50 grand on my lap, poof! Like it's magic.

— Rick Ross

“First, it’s used.” “Now look here,” Teddy Jo growled. “It’s not a Cadillac. It’s a body freezer. The value doesn’t drop because you drive…

— Ilona Andrews

“He's weeping, his face dissolving in his hands. It's exhausting. People hiding behind the asteroid, like it's an excuse for poor conduct, for miserable…

— Ben H. Winters