Humorous Quote by William J. Clinton

But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there.

— Thomas Haden Church

You know, there are a lot of would-be governors of Texas sitting around today who never took the opportunity to get into a race…

— Laura Bush

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

— Molly Ivins

You know, there are a lot of would-be governors of Texas sitting around today who never took the opportunity to get into a race…

— Laura Bush

I lived in Texas for 10 years.

— John Hawkes

Everybody thinks the Bushes are from Texas. I've been there twice.

— Billy Bush

I knew more about Texas than the Texans and when they told me I would find summer here I smiled knowingly.

— Richard H. Davis

Truth is, I've spent much of my life trying, unsuccessfully, to explode the myths about Texas.

— Molly Ivins

I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.

— Gary Busey

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

— Jimmy Fallon

One day, it just dawned on me that I'm from Texas, and that's what I am.

— Sissy Spacek

I intensely covered Bush when he was Governor of Texas.

— Molly Ivins