Humor Quotes by Tim Hawkins

“Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father, Father...' You…

— Tim Hawkins

“Remarkably, 85% of all people who will ever come to Christ do so before they reach their nineteenth birthday.”

— Tim Hawkins

“You need to go sit on the pot.”

— Tim Hawkins

“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up and says,…

— Tim Hawkins

“Do not siphon gas with your mouth.”

— Tim Hawkins

“I found a really good Brussel sprouts recipe on Instagram. It's really good. It's easy. Take the Brussel sprouts, cut them in half, put…

— Tim Hawkins

Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good

— Tim Hawkins

Vision - You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary.

— Tim Hawkins

I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.

— Tim Hawkins

Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

— Tim Hawkins

Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.

— Tim Hawkins

We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

— Tim Hawkins