Quote by Tim Hawkins Download Open image ““You need to go sit on the pot.”” — Tim Hawkins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When you feel worry brewing, instead of sitting there stewing, get up and start doing.” — Denise Marek Copy Share Image
“Well, if that wasn’t the kettle talking smack about the pot, I don’t know what was.” — Meghan Ciana Doidge Copy Share Image
“We never sit anything out. We are cups, quietly and constantly being filled. The trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“You ain't no woodstove; you can't just squat in the middle of my house and stew.” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father, Father...' You… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Remarkably, 85% of all people who will ever come to Christ do so before they reach their nineteenth birthday.” — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up and says,… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I found a really good Brussel sprouts recipe on Instagram. It's really good. It's easy. Take the Brussel sprouts, cut them in half, put… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
Vision - You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary. — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip. — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor. — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
