Quote by Tim Hawkins

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“You need to shut your mouth”

— Full Sea Books

“Keeping your mouth shut whilst eating shit will get you far in life but your soul will die of starvation.”

— Dean Cavanagh

“Be careful what goes into your mouth and what comes out of it.”

— Tom Robbins

“Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking…

— S.C. Barrus

“Best stop swallowing, you're like to choke on it.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Fill your mind before you empty your mouth.”

— Habeeb Akande

“It seems to me, that if there is a bad taste in your mouth, you spit it out. You don't constantly swallow it back.”

— Steven Knight

“How do you tell yourself not to breathe?”

— Clayton Rachelle Mills

“Take care not to spit against the wind!”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Your skills are adequate, though you would be better served by keeping your mouth closed unless it’s being used to please or swallow.”

— Judith James