Social laughter is momentary, soon burns itself out and passes away like the fire and smokes of straw, but genius shakes the… — Boris Sidis Copy Share Image
“God, I missed you. I missed that.” “Missed what?” “You…your humor, your smile, your touch, your…everything.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“Eve: “If you ended up naked and dead with another woman, I'd do the Rumba on your corpse.” Roarke: “You can't do… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Anything happening,” she whispered. “Aside from you blundering about like a lost elephant?” he asked, in the same low tone. She nodded,… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“When I get on the bus, I like to sit in the seat that has the emergency exit window next to it.… — That Random Person Copy Share Image
“Q: But what do you think that the Bible, itself, says? Don't you know how it was arrived at? A: I never… — Scopes Trial Copy Share Image
The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“There's something about courting the darkness that makes some people see the truth in raw, twisted ways, as though they were shining… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
Beer:$10, Weed:$20, Condoms:$2.75. Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex... PRICELESS! Fuck mastercard it pays to discover! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've fallin asleep during a movie...you're no longer watching the movie the movie is watching you...wishing it could go to sleep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No. I came here to see you. I didn’t believe the rumors,but after hearing it on so many continents I had to… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“A bright haze seemed to lie over everything, and she had a feeling of unreality, but the scene itself looked almost unbelievably… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“ To my wonderful readers: Sorry about that last cliff-hanger. Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA. But seriously, I love you guys. ” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
