Funny Quote by Anonymous

Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! Fuck Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!

— Anonymous

“Forget those stupid MasterCard commercials. Watching two chicks duke it out in high heels...now, that's priceless.”

— Ilsa Madden-Mills

“Prohibition may be the greatest gift any government ever gave its citizens. A barrel of beer cost $4 to make and sold for $55.…

— Bill Bryson

Twenty-K shopping when dude go overseas. Smoking weed in the most expensive suite.

— Wiz Khalifa

The word 'mixology' adds $3 to the price of any drink.

— Jon Taffer

. . . Cuz the drinks is on me. The drinks is all free. The b!tches, the hotel, the weed is all free.

— Sam Hayes

Not to mention what I spend in the club, nigga don't need a price to bottle.

— Wiz Khalifa

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices…

— Tamora Pierce

“• Bud Light • How much? $6.25 What is it? America in a plastic cup.”

— Heather McLane

I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you use the…

— Nikhil Saluja

“Did you double the price of Jack and Coke?” “Asshole surcharge.” I laughed.”

— Vi Keeland

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

— George Burns