Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Beer:$10, Weed:$20, Condoms:$2.75. Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex... PRICELESS! Fuck mastercard it pays to discover!

— Anonymous

Twenty-K shopping when dude go overseas. Smoking weed in the most expensive suite.

— Wiz Khalifa

. . . Cuz the drinks is on me. The drinks is all free. The b!tches, the hotel, the weed is all free.

— Sam Hayes

The word 'mixology' adds $3 to the price of any drink.

— Jon Taffer

Wine that cost nothing is digested before it be drunke.

— George Herbert

How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high,…

— Wiz Khalifa

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

— Anonymous

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

— Jacqueline Carey

Not to mention what I spend in the club, nigga don't need a price to bottle.

— Wiz Khalifa

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.

— Anonymous

I under estimate that cheap wine

— Simphiwe

“Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean crush ship.”

— Dennis Vickers