“The bourbon goes into the recipe, Miss Connor, not into you,” he’d said from directly behind me. He had a way of… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps. — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I have no idea, actually, where I fit in, in terms of poetry camps. At AWP conferences, I have been on panels… — Denise Duhamel Copy Share Image
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“She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of… — Andrew Davidson Copy Share Image
“Anyway, if the Cetagandans really wanted to assassinate you, they'd hardly do it here. They'd slip something subtle under your skin that… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“After another minute Reuben brought forth the following sentence: "I ha' scranleted two hundred furrows come five o'clock down i' the bute."… — Stella Gibbons Copy Share Image
“You know you can be as sweet as you want, or as tough as you want, or both at the same time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“I don't care." - Bakura "I'm not going to kill you, just destroy you a little. Geez, talk about overreacting!" - Marik… — Little Kuriboh Marik and Bakura Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humor. I'm confident, passionate and honest. I'm a people person. — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
“You tread a precariously thin line between being charmingly headstrong and insufferably pigheaded.” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
For me, I've been doing comedy for a long time, and I love it and have no regrets, but 'Chernobyl' expresses a… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
“History is thorough, and passes through many phases when it bears an old figure to the grave. The last phase of a… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
“If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You… — Grant Smuts Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I like doing everything - theater and film, radio and TV, comedy and tragedy. I love it all. And I've never really… — Alfred Molina Copy Share Image
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