Humor Quote by Andrew Davidson

“The ass to end all asses,” I said, unable to stop myself. “The Holy Grail of asses. If we lived in a world with…

— T.J. Klune

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking about her.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could…

— Ilona Andrews

“On that ledge in the blackness, she'd truly recognized for the first time in her life that some creatures who went bump in the…

— Kresley Cole

“My sweet lemming,” he murmured, nuzzling her neck and sending glorious spirals of pleasure ping-ponging throughout her body. “You’ve been quiet and that worries…

— T.J. Shaw

“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I…

— Ilona Andrews

“I caught the earth with my ass when it came up to meet me.”

— Amber Kell

“Like jumping off of a cliff you knew had an eighty percent chance of having deadly spikes at the bottom. That’s what love was…

— Suza Kates

“He turned then and those blue eyes met hers from across the sea of people. Her stomach bottomed out. Damn it. She couldn't be…

— Billi Jean

“the ass is a good-natured and useful creature.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of…

— Michelle Hodkin

“He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses.”

— Nina Bangs