What I love is the comedy of the body. It's a little highfalutin', but you can even say pre-verbal comedy. People laugh… — Bill Irwin Copy Share Image
“Altid skal man være på vagt, ellers Vupti, så faldt pikken ind i kussen, og flødeskumskagen ind i kæften.” — Jeanett Veronica Hindberg Copy Share Image
You can perceive life as tragic, or you can laugh at the tragedy of it and that turns it into comedy. It… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“What will you prefer if you have new king or the king of good times.” — Institute for Translation of Hebrew Literature Copy Share Image
“You wanna know why the world is f**ked? This is why, this is exactly why…right here. Get a pen, write this down,… — Shannon Lyndsy Copy Share Image
“Son of a bitch!” Hunter stared. “I fucking hate it when he does shit like that. That man has a supernatural relationship… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
“...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“So, what are you doing with my little sister today?” Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat. “I’m afraid I can’t… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“Dilettantes,’ Art3mis said. ‘It’s their own fault for not knowing all the Schoolhouse Rock! lyrics by heart.” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor; I think that will go a long way. I think people are… — Laura Ingraham Copy Share Image
“There are two rules for sucess: 1. Never tell everything you know.” — Roger H. Lincoln Copy Share Image
“So, Belle, what's new today?" Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“LEELA: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' That is a very stupid question! THE DOCTOR: It's Shakespeare. LEELA:… — John Dorney Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm a Skeptic. And I'm a Journalist. I look up things in the library—a lot! I believe in the motto of Missouri,… — Earl Lee Copy Share Image
“We’re good to move.” “Cool.” Kolya’s smile was every bit as tight-lipped as Riley’s, but it was real. “Tell us when you… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
“Don't you think men overrate the necessity for humoring everybody's nonsense, till they get despised by the very fools they humor?” — George Eliot Copy Share Image