“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“This is best thing about being manly: it's so easy to fake. Smear some oil on your face, or nod and say… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Hello?' 'Mum?' 'Yes! Who's that?.' 'Your only son.' A pause. 'Daniel?' To be fair, I'd only given her one clue.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“I had it all planned. Or, not planned exactly, but I'd planned to make plans. Plans were very much part of my… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“...maybe sometimes it's riskier not to take a risk. Sometimes all you're guaranteeing is that things will stay the same.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's a very… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
I was saying yes because when you're in love, the world is full of possibilities, and when you're in love, you want to take… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes and heal… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at myself and think, Is this it?, and then I think, Yes, it is. This is literally the best you will… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
As a kid, so many films made me want to travel... the New York of 'Ghostbusters', the Shanghai that 'Indiana Jones' swung a few… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“I just think—' 'Don’t think. If you think, you’ll never truly get over her. Thinking just extends things.' So I decided not to think.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or the other.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was annoying, but… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Denn das Einzige, was ich an der Hoffnung nicht leiden kann, das Einzige, was ich daran rundwegs ablehne, auch wenn es niemand zugeben will,… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“It's funny. Dev had always said disposables were different. That what they contained was more special because you couldn't instantly see inside. You had… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
