God Woman Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

13 God Woman quotes by Nikhil Saluja

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Nikhil Saluja’s 13 thoughts on the power of the divine woman arrive in a brief, focused bundle. The pieces blend reverence with everyday strength, giving you a quick, resonant glimpse into how the sacred feminine can shape our lives.

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If God Was A Woman… Babies would come from vending machines

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If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

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If God Was A Woman… Sex would last longer than 30 seconds

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If God Was A Woman… There would be no Hooters

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If God Was A Woman… Sex would smell like chocolate

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If God Was A Woman… Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

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If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts

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If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with an OFF switch

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If God Was A Woman… Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek

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God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.

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If God Was A Woman… Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

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If God Was A Woman… There would be no cellulite

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If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with a permanent erection

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Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

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In case of emergency , Break Dance!

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Oxymoron: She's Smart.

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Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

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I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

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You are the love of my twitter

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Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

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Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!

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