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If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, shes a slut. But if a guy does it¦ hes gay. Definately gay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ever move to L.A. is to get away from conversations about the weather changing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can u believe wat some students do these days, I was sitting next to a young lady & we were in a… — Jacob Munir Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of my local bookshop for moving the Caution - Wet Floor sign and placing it next to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man once said... relationships are like jacking off.... no doubt, they're amazing.. but they always end in a mess. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know why they call it a Walk of Shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you and your friend s are playing hide and go seek so you go and hide and the… — Me Copy Share Image
There are 2 types of Indians the ones that dance around with feathers on their head or the ones with the red… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
