Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Music, Sleep, Sex, and video games are the most effective stress relievers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is good but what about having a hot friend on… — Unk Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I made sure it was nice & warm, demolished some of it & got tired of eating it so I swallowed the… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Sucks when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!!! ~Sean Stafford — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shes stubborn as hell!!! , and falls in love easily. Shes a sucker for cute smiles & would fall for your laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you accidently realized you were standing at your neighbors front door. So you quickly walk away, like nothing happened.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
