Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I Promise You I Will Be Here To The Very End I'll Never Leave You Can Turn To Me For Anything. When… — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This could be so much more. So much more than a casual kiss, and a quick caress beneath the sheets. This really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment where your iPhone talks to you way more than your girlfriend. — Chad Robinson Copy Share Image
