Awkward moment Quote by Boat_Grandberry

“One day I asked God to move the mountain ahead of me, but he said no because he wanted me to experience the joy…

— Gift Gugu Mona

“I like the idea that when I die, I will have a long sit-down chat with God and get answers to all my questions.…

— Kristine K. Stevens

“You’re Zacchaeus. Your health condition is your dwarfness, and your celebrity status is the tree. You will climb the tree and Jesus will see…

— S. A. David

“Unable to sleep, or pray, I stand by the window looking out at moonstruck trees a December storm has bowed with ice. Maple and…

— Robert Hayden

“God reigns from the deepest depths to the highest heights.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“You didn't happen to see this volcano god with your own eyes, did you?”

— Latara from Licking Fire

“The most hilarious person ever is God”

— Alzenati Zenati

“Have you ever had an experience with God as wild as your most incredible sexual experience?”

— Randy Elrod

“Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God. Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I…

— Lexis De Rothschild

“I once ask God for the world, It was placed upon my shoulders, I supose that means it is mine…”

— Dollar Bill McGonigle

“Believe me, once you lose a kid in a New York City park, atheist or not, you start talking to God right away.”

— Jim Gaffigan

God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?" . .…

— Shel Silverstein