Funny facebook status Quote by Asheya Download Open image “Seems legit :) lmfao” — Asheya ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image
The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most. How unbelievably twisted yet true. You believe that… — Asheya Copy Share Image
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. — Asheya Copy Share Image
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are You Sleeping? (No! I'm Trying to Die?) 2. When It's… — Asheya Copy Share Image
When you are in love and get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar. How true, you… — Asheya Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
