Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by guys like me just so we could check out yo sexy ass

— Kid Cudi

MEN CREATED LADIES FIRST SO THEY COULD LOOK AT THEIR ASSES.

— Thewomenizer

Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!

— Nikhil Saluja

You can get a man's attention if you got a pair of boobs and a butt. I hate to simplify them down so much,…

— Sarah Shahi

First, GOD created a man. Then one day he looked down from heaven; admiring his good work, and he said, I bet I can…

— London Mond

Men look at a woman's behind and think,Wow, what an ass! Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

— Anonymous

In order to learn what it means to be a woman we must start with the One who made her.

— Elisabeth Elliot

Women had a tendency to see what they wanted to see i men, at least in the beginning

— Anonymous

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

— Robert Bloch

If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is…

— James Carlos Blake

It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.

— Orson Scott Card

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.

— Janet Fitch