Apparently they're going to bring in 'Super Asbos'. But 'Asbos' already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour.… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
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The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I make commercials and funny videos and T.V. shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for ten minutes and go… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
We must develop a better sense of responsibilty towards our total environment — Jon Wynne-Tyson Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Dear normal people, I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. Sincerely, lighten up, you only live once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The eternal world and the mortal world are not parallel, rather they are fused. — John O'Donohue Copy Share Image
Also, at a certain point relentlessness itself can become comedic. — Allan Weisbecker Copy Share Image
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When I'm the last one awake and I'm going to bed I run for my life to my room then do a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“How about a rain check?' She smiles, but I know it's not real because it doesn't crinkle her eyes. 'Sure. Some other… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I had several turtles before they were in. People seemed to think they were funny. Now everyone is wearing them practically every… — Peter Graves Copy Share Image
The most that any of us know, is the least of that which is to be known. — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
“Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked. "In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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