“If all the world's a stage, there must be one exhausted stage manager somewhere!” — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
Creating a nickname for your crush that only you and your best friend know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
It's funny how we sometimes laugh at others mistakes...and always cry at our own. — Ritu Copy Share Image
Lesley Manville comes at 'funny' from a totally different direction in 'Phantom Thread,' using snootiness and froideur. The effect of her performance… — Wesley Morris Copy Share Image
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight,… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
Its funny because you meet these people and they make you laugh and they give you hope and make you realize that… — Karan Copy Share Image
A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For 'Dora,' I wasn't sure I wanted to do it. I wanted to go on a serious path. Then I read the… — Isabela Moner Copy Share Image
I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is… — James Earl Jones Copy Share Image
“What is it?” “Something with which to penetrate you.” “But you can penetrate me now. As often as you like.” “Doesn’t mean… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
