If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always give your best and inspire others to do likewise. That you are appreciated should come as no surprise. Your kind… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A book may be very amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you call someone ugly it doesn't make them ugly, it just proves how ugly on the inside YOU are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lemons are yellow, Lemons are sour. Open you're legs, And give me an hour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you finish a medium popcorn by the opening credits at the movie theater. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog thinks hes soo popular.. whenever the doorbell rings he always assumes its for him! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Orange People, There's a difference between looking Tann Or looking like you rolled around in a bag of Cheetos ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate it when teachers say, You think its funny? Obviously. Thats why I laughed, b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love your parents. We're so busygrowing up, we often forget theyare growing older too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientifically I am feeling the effect of chemicals being sent to my brain, but theoretically I love you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I heard the song Believe? I cried. A lot. Not because it's a sad or depressing song but because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
