Me:Holla, coma estas Spanish guy *speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you ladies have had your fun I think you should tell Calvin and Meg a little more about all this," Charles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remeber the first day we started talking? I do because that's whatstarted you and I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm Working On My Harry StylesFanfic(: Alot Of people Are liking it So Far!. And I'm Adding people In The Story! So… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and propose to their man! Guys will be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're cool enough to reply with a one word response? I'm cool enough to not respond. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked, tension instead of blood — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are we celebrating the fact that Guy Fawkes got caught trying to blow up parliament or he tried to have a go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A BOY CAN MEET 1O GIRLS, F*CK 9 , TALK TO 8 , LAUGH WITH 7 , RUN BEHIND 6 , LIKE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A blond goes to a store and asks the cashier, can I buy that TV? no. why not? because your blond. seriously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
