That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web,,, and you instantly become a kung fu master... amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying YOU'RE WELCOME so fucking loudly when someone doesn't say Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't do stupid things when your young, then you won't have funny stuff to talk about when you get old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say shitting is a call of nature does that mean farting is a missed call? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A weakness of this age is our inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I have a magnetic personality but still if u r not attracted then go and checkout.. . . U must… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need more people to play Draw Something with, so add Jazzimini if you would like to play with me(: Lol, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Internet users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to the laws of physics a Bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but a Bumblebee doesn't know this, so it flies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh loving beauty, you float with grace If only you could hide your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm usually about LIVE,LAUGH,LOVE and DANCE.But today it's more like, RAISE,AIM,FIRE and RELOAD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Injuries i've had- NONE. i've never broken a bonebefore, or anything like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When You Tell The Guy You Like That You Like Him, But He Tells You He Don't Like You,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I predict Obama will get an early lead, then all the Republicans will get off of work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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